43 points

In Johnny’s defense, he was considered rockabilly, which influenced a much broader range of music than just ‘country’.

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38 points

I don’t think Johnny is really in need of defense. He’s got this one.

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Looks like Johnny Cash to me, and the quote would make sense from him.

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2 points

It’s the lyrics to an incredible song ironically titled “Guns go boom boom, Trucks go vroom vroom”

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12 points

Pls tell me stevie ray vaughan was a good guy pls pls 😰 😭 😭

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5 points

Don’t tell them, guys.

e: too late

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8 points
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Not even remotely country

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67 points

This reads like one of those pious hip-hop memes that compares Nas against Soulja Boy, but with country music it’s actually accurate.

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20 points

More like Nas to mumble rap.

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11 points

And that’s why my favorite cowboy is an anxious millennial one.

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