15 points
When I die I want my ashes scattered over the people I didn’t like.
12 points
When I die I also want to be scattered in the McDonald’s ball pit. But not cremated.
4 points
10 points
Do they even have these anymore?
3 points
I bet you somebody’s gotta be keeping a list going of remaining play places, if any
3 points
7 points
I was conceived from a woman with a ball shaped egg and from a man with a sperm from a ball shaped ball. When I die, put my ashes in a colorful ball and return me to the ball pit so that my death may bring joy just as my conception did.
5 points
To cut down on costs, I would want to just have one giant family urn. Toss my ashes into those of my ancestors and give it a good stir to mix it all together.
