89 points

Whatever makes my dick hard is a woman.

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48 points

Convince yourself you’re “totally straight” while sucking another guy’s cock with this one weird trick

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6 points

Let me tell you about my straight exhusband and his totally not gay guy friend that he would give and get BJs from. It was 100% platonic.

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34 points

Why does the gay bar have so many hot girls with rock hard abs and well manicured beards

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30 points

New HRT just dropped

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10 points

Same, though I’m pansexual so you can leave off those last three words

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1 point

TIL that sucking dick is a woman

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1 point

Women can have dicks to be sucked.

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Oh I just meant that sucking dick makes my dick hard and, therefore, is a woman. QED (queer erotic demonstrandum)

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51 points

I’m an “i don’t care, looks female enough” kind of guy.

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I’m not straight, or a guy, but yes

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6 points

Love your username lol

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31 points

I’ve got a nonbinary friend who presents somewhat feminine, and they always say that anyone who finds them attractive is gay by default. So I guess what I’m saying is I’m not totally straight

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10 points

Wouldn’t finding an nb person attractive be hetero attraction? Since they’re of a different gender?

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12 points

I guess it depends how you define it, i feel like most people define hetero as being exclusively attracted to people of the opposite sex than you

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6 points

They’re using the (Greek-derived) scientific definition of “hetero” (i.e. different) vs “homo” (i.e. same). By those definitions, any cisgender + non-binary pairing would technically be heterosexual.

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17 points

Both lmao

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