49 points

Pretty sure the P90 is the equivalent for Stargate.

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*gestures to Ma’Tok staff weapon*

This is a weapon of terror. It’s made to intimidate the enemy.

*gestures to P90*

This is a weapon of war. It’s made to kill your enemy.

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Most brilliant moment in all of science fiction. Actual demonstration of an actual weapon mixed with meta commentary on science fiction weapons in general and how villains can’t ever seem to shoot straight.

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I don’t know if I would say “in general”, but definitely in the Stargate universe.

It doesn’t make that much sense for Star Wars, but then the universe doesn’t really explain a lot why, just that things are the way they are.

Star Trek seems to deploy handheld energy weapons because they provide a greater range of responses, from less than lethal to able to take out armored opponents with a single weapon.

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Or how the Asgardians kind of look down on human tech as primitive and yet have to bring in humans for help because they solve problems.

Like having a weapon to kill Replicators that accelerate a metal chunk with a chemical explosion.

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you know i like to compare this to how we view the bow and arrow compared to guns

yeah the bow is primitive but it also doesn’t shred your eardrums and arrows can usually be fired again, which makes it actually pretty good for hunting even to this day!

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5 points

I love that scene so much

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Yeah, C4 is not exactly a ranged weapon unless it’s paired with an impact detonator and flung via trebuchet.

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“Yeah, C4 is not exactly a ranged weapon”

Not with that attitude it isn’t.

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6 points

Its like he’s never even kissed semtex

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18 points

Then we just strap naquadah on the C4 and blow the whole continent up. There you have your range.

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10 points

And lightsabres are?

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8 points

Don’t Jedi throw them all the time? Like doing spinning out boomerang moves or is that just the games?

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7 points

If you’re returning blaster bolts.

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2 points

Claymores certainly have range.

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31 points

Meanwhile true SG fans cry in P90s

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I mean, zats were so stupid they were practically written out of the show.

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The 1, 2, 3 special was used in maybe one episode to “hide” some bodies, then conveniently forgotten in all future episodes.

3 shots disintegrates didn’t really make sense with a weapon that basically just fucked your nervous system up.

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Zats were used a ton. It was the disintegration mode that was softlocked.

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Even Jaffa sticks looked better than the “random plumbing supply” weapons.

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Those Dalek space plungers had hella better energy beams than jaffa sticks. When that shit hit you, you died.

Jaffa stick hit? Standard paramedics gear and youre good to go.

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7 points

Originally it only paralyzed you. It would seem the Dalek weapon has a range of settings like a Star Trek phaser does

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Erhm ACHSHUALLEE the energy beams came out of the Whisk, not the plunger.

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Just a heads up, that’s the tenth doctor represented in your meme, but the 11th doctors sonic screwdriver. Oh boy wouldn’t that be embarrassing, hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

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