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Snickers. Seize the means of yummy in your tummy.

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This post approved by the W. T. Pooh Foundation.

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Oh hey everyone! Look at meee! Totally not the false face of a faceless corporation, run by several people paid to get your attention here to say I AM IN ON IT! Let me just insult you to get attention, and act like a doomer for the shock factor so people spread it on the social mediums [like they are now]. Let me mock your struggles and beliefs just for the sake of a simple adver-- won’t you p-p-please buy my product? Just a little more consumption will totally fill the void in your heart!

Naaaah, fuck off you craven rats

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Or, in more succinct terms:

SILENCE, BRAND.

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32 points

do we have to post corporate tweets on lemmy

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i’m not gonna go to xwitter to check, but it reads like a fake one to me… and even the marketing intern that probably types out their social media posts would know that SNICKERS is a ®egistered trademark

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Plus the phrase is “Grab a SNICKERS.”

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22 points

I’m tired of these unrealistic corporate stereotypes.

I mean, 35? I’m already into my 40’s with all the same issues and fears…

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