and apologies if this one’s too US-centric

7 points

I wish I could take off.

I swear to fuck, the first person to say how terrible it is that we have to work on Thanksgiving with a cart full of dinner rolls is getting a hot cookie to the face. I might see if I can shape a couple for better impact.

Possibly my boss, too. I already know that he’s going to push the entire store to stay open later than advertised because “we might get a big emergency order!”

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8 points

May I have a hot cookie to the face?

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4 points

Have you been a good noodle this year?

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6 points

I feel guilty even getting groceries the day before Thanksgiving because it’s already so busy! It’s so gross how many businesses make people work on holidays.

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2 points

cries in eComm

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