This is quality.

Also, I love answering “inclusive Or” questions like it’s a condition in a program, so many eyerolls.
So few people ever use Xor.

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I kinda wish xor (pronounced “zor”?) would enter the common English lexicon. It’d be so useful to just have different words for inclusive or vs exclusive or.

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I’ve always heard and said it as “ex-or.”

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Ex-or makes much more sense considering it stands for EXclusive OR.

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In my language you just can say ksor (ks sounds like ‘x’, but without ‘e’)

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Yes but how do we pronounce xenon in your language?

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Usually you would only answer the first part if it’s true, so if you’re both you would just say true after they said male. If you’re running inefficiently then ig you can wait until they say the full question.

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Oh trust me, I’m anything but optimized or efficient.

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58 points

Gender: American

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Sexuality: Freedom

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57 points

Reminder to use a fucking holster when appendix carrying. Or carrying at all, really.

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If they have any external appendages down there, that’s a quick and easy way to lose it.

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4 points

Maybe that’s the plan.

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3 points

there’s gotta be a better way to get bottom surgery though, right?

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56 points

What’s to stop it from blowing your bollocks off every time you sit down?

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85 points

Bottom surgery

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47 points

Cant blow off your balls if you have no balls

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2 points

Where then do I store my pee?

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53 points

Ah, surprise transitioning. Very fashionable.

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Assuming it’s just thrown in there, nothing really but the hope the trigger doesn’t get caught on your pants button. If it’s in a proper inside-the-waist holster, there’s a trigger guard that makes sure the bang switch isn’t accidentally hit. Outside of that, good trigger discipline will keep whatever genitals your packing safe

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18 points

I was referencing a line from the movie “Snatch” where Turkish asks Tommy why he has a gun down his pants.

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My apologies, I haven’t seen that yet

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As I recall, the gun just didn’t work and was no danger.

Unless you just hit him with it.

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That’s the joke

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23 points

Yeah I got one what’s the soy uke button mean

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It means they’re a bottom.

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4 points

Wait, is it a pun? I’m an uke, but also soy as in soyboy?

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8 points

I think it’s meant to just be Spanish, so “I am bottom,” but uke is a very strictly Japanese term, so not sure. Could just be a mixing of the two languages.

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19 points

It means they’re a god forsaken weeb.

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god forsaken

weeb

Why did you say precisely the same thing twice?

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For emphasis

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