Not sure if it’s NSFW tho…
61 points
Yeah I prefer fingering my instrument to change notes
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38 points
Imagine having to give your instrument a blow job everytime you wanted it to play music.
–The String Quartet
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Imagine having to stroke your instrument every time you wanted to play music.
-The percussionist gang
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Imagine having to bang your instrument everytime you wanted to play music.
- The Pianist Group
26 points
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Imagine having to finger your instrument every time you wanted it to play music.
~ The woodwinds group
oh… wait …
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31 points
Trombone players don’t care. They can’t even hear you. Because they’re the loudest instrument and therefore the best.
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17 points
Fingering your instrument isn’t much better though
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Imagine having to put your lips on it, blow it, and jerk it off to get it to make silly fart sounds!
