66 points

Hot take: Frosty did nothing wrong; the children traumatized themselves by dressing him only in a hat and scarf.

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19 points

Hot take

Intended or not, nice pun 😁

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38 points

Did they…. Did they kill him by removing the hat?

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I don’t think removing the hat would kill him. It would probably just put him in a dormant state, from which he would wake up whenever they put the hat back on. They definitely 100% killed him by burning the hat though.

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28 points

They definitely 100% killed him by burning the hat though.

They hope!

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23 points

Easy fix, just make a snow woman!

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58 points

Nah, you don’t want an introduced species to start breeding. Without any natural predators to keep them in check, their population would snowball out of control.

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Without any natural predetors

Sir, may I introduce you to the little province called “The entire Sun”

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5 points

Leaving rats in Antarctica didn’t populate the continent with cold resistant rodents. Not all introduced species become invasive.

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4 points

Another potentially unintended but appreciated pun :)

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7 points

‘Could you tell me one more time how you got frostbite on your penis?’

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11 points

that’s how they figured out they’re not gay.

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9 points

I don’t get it, why wasn’t the carrot on his face when he came to lif- oh. Never mind.

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