*while ignoring any real-life counterpart of any of those. (except goals, kinda, since your goal at the moment is doing those things in that game).
The real-life mission system is totally broken. I’ve accomplished tons of goals and the rewards usually don’t even trigger, at all.
Plus the classes are ridiculously unbalanced! “Billionaire” and “loud religious idiot” need to be nerfed yesterday! Don’t even get me started on how game breaking playing a hybrid of those is!
Growing horns by farting on citizens in Fable
Don’t forget to find one of those citizens that are temporarily immortal to punch and kick their shit for maximum physical experience. I loved doing that on that first city, after finishing the quest where the dude convinces you to change your hair and beard “for his daughter”.
Imagine how much cooler you’d be if the game were newer.
Me and my RuneScape account are plenty offended, thank you
