97 points

That would be such a flex. You’re driving through the desert with you tank full of water and people around you are dying of dehydration.

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*swimming through the desert in your tank

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Well I swim through the desert in a tank with no name…

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7 points

It felt good to be out of the rain in the wet tank blob blob blob

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7 points

A fridge company transport a metric ton of ice through the Sahara as a publicity stunt. Fun video

spoiler

The water was contained with asbestos but they also transported medice and salted fish.

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4 points

Driving around in a hot tub!

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92 points

When this tank gets hit by a shell:

Why is there smoke coming out of your tank, Seymour?

Oh ho, no! That isn’t smoke, it’s steam! Steam from the steamed tanks we’re having! Mmm, steamed tanks!

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11 points

Wait, so a shell hits a tank and it superheats the air inside? Is that real?

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Only if you’re trying to prepare an unforgettable luncheon and are within view of the Aurora Borealis. /ncd

The water would heat up and boil slowly and eventually if there was a fire occuring on the outside of the tank.

If it is hit in an area which causes the tank’s armaments to explode into the crew cabin then yes you would have a Russian Instant Pot…

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68 points

You can pee wherever/whenever you want.

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68 points

Correction: you can no longer drink the water.

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32 points

Bear Grylls has entered the chat

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12 points

Bear Grylls has entered a hotel

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4 points

Was that really your first inclination?

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1 point

;)

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2 points

It’ll take awhile before even some dehydrated piss will cause dangerous levels in a tank full of water.

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60 points

can drink the water

As a tank maintainer, this is the least credible part of the post.

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20 points

Is it though? Technically, they can drink the water, but nobody said it would be a good experience to do so

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18 points

✅ Can drink the water.

❎ Should drink the water.

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9 points

random question: why are tank interiors painted white?

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30 points

hide the cum stains

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10 points

plausible…

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14 points

better visibility, reflects what little light there is in the tank (i think)

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44 points

Don’t die of spall, but die extra quick of shockwaves transmitted through water.

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Simple solution: we’ll have a fishtank, but filled with air. Put it in the watertank to make the watertank mk. 2: the airwatertank tank

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Love it. Here’s $5 billion dollars and a years supply of cocaine. I need these operational stat! Question, will more cocaine speed up or slow down the production? Fuck it, here’s more cocaine.

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2 points

Better: Spaced armor, except instead of air, its water.

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A tank designed by Bill Wurtz.

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put some weighted (i.e. neutrally buoyant) ballpit balls in the water to disperse the shockwave.

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4 points

Make the hatch a spout and put a cope cage on top.

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