28 points

Yeah, I actually had a nice Monday for once. After seeing this, it suddenly got worse again. Much worse. Thank you for that.

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😂

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Remember kids, never use anything made out of glass as dildos, they might break inside of you.

If you really neet to improvise, then look for smaller PET bottles, they’re even non-porous.

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Hey, glass dildos and plugs are a thing! However they’re purposely made out of a tougher glass like borosilicate glass.

Also please do not put bottles into your body. They can still collapse and hurt you.

Since were on this topic remember kids. Use toys with a flared base. Remember; without a base, its gone without a trace.

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11 points

Glass toys also aren’t hollow, which is very important. Personally I’ll stick with high quality silicone toys.

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That’s a good point too, I forgot to bring that up. Silicone toys are definitely best tho.

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23 points

What a horrible day to have a memory.

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1 point

I mean, I introduced my friend to the human pet guy due to their discord status

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16 points

Intense Vietnam flashback

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3 points

Intense Vietnam flashback

Former early to late 00’s 4Chan B-Tard here, I feel this.

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