24 points
I don’t wanna work.
I just wanna bang on your num all day.
12 points
And they tell you to get into sex work if you wanna fuck all day.
But then it’s your job, and you don’t wanna work.
12 points
11 points
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Hey babe, can I taiko your tatsujin
10 points
4 points
Remember the last episode of The Late Late Show where Craig did a moving rendition of Keep Banging Your Mum with tons of cameos of celebrities banging moms? Such a beautiful final sign-off 🥲
3 points
Didn’t know you were into dead chicks, but I’m not one to kink shame.
