90 points
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Fuck you seat belts.

Can we make a big internet bullying thing where we burn him for wearing a “woke seat belt” like a liberal? Just straight bot spam his social media and news reports about him.

I would’nt vote for some pansy ass lib that wears their seat belt. GOD IS MY COPILOT! AND WHEN I RIDE WITH HIM I DO NOT FEAR LIKE THEM BLUE HAIR LIBCUCKS.

Like it’s so easy to manipulate them.

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38 points

What a pansy! Dude rides around with crumple zones, air bags, and a seat belt.

Out here, in the heartland, we rely on our individual skill to ensure our personal safety. The country is going to end up with all kinds of liberal regulations if this chump gets elected for federal office.

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20 points

I’m from kbin, and I share this disappointment.

All Cars Are Bad, but at least this one tried to be better.

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15 points

The one time I’m rooting for team Car.

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We still have hope that it knocked his marbles around a bit so he might be too unmanageable for a presidential run.

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