26 points

I’m in my 30s well past my schooling years. I accept the rock.

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7 points

That’s at least 500 2 ton rocks, one for each week

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14 points

I think the deal becomes void after the first one crushes me to death but feel free to keep going if you want. I wont mind

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17 points

“More weight”

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3 points

Epic Giles Corey reference

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14 points

Yes and I do not even go to school.

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8 points

I miss depressionmemes

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5 points

Only an idiot would accept this deal 2 tons would kill you thats like having a dump truck park on you make it like 300 pounds or something also how long is it going to be on top of me a week of school/work might suck but it probably won’t kill you details people check the fine print

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7 points

for you maybe but I’m built different

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2 points

but would it be quick?

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