28 points

Pubes 100%

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Best answer. Full bush all the way

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20 points

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6 points

Exactly, chop the whole damn thing for neat broccoli pasta!

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3 points

What’s you go-to recipe?

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4 points

Traditional Italian broccoli pasta. Sure, each region claims theirs to be the best one. Personally, I stick with the Palermo version of “Broccoli Arriminati”.

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17 points

Both. If you strip off the thick, outer skin of the shaft, the interior is moist, fleshy, and delicious. The florets are super good for soaking up flavourful sauces. I just want it all in my mouth. I love broccoli.

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8 points

I love to air fry it and get the pubes all cranchy

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15 points

At a restaurant in Taiwan they’d hired a guy to do slight of hand magic at tables. He was real good and quite charming. I was asking if he had a stage name so we could keep an eye out for him and he said no but his friends called him Mr Broccoli. Our Taiwanese friend laughed and I asked why Mr Broccoli? He’d made some bad choices when younger, he explained. Ok, I still don’t get it. After we finish eating our Taiwanese friend explained that broccoli is slang for a diseased penis.

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2 points

Sleight

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9 points

Both, broccoli is a super food and I warmed to it as an adult.

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