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And both guards fell asleep simultaneously. And no inmate had successfully committed suicide in that facility in over 20 years. And…

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Now I need chocolate!!!

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Yummy… What were we talking about again? What was in this choc… 😴

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It’s the American version of what Putin is doing all the time.

I’m not even sure he is dead, personally. It’s possible he got relocated to some southern country where nobody will ever find him. Fake death happens now and then.

He was rich and powerful, so… Those guys have their own ways.

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More like extra fries!

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🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍👍

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Makes me wish I had a Facebook account

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Did you see the pic of the guard that found him? He looked like a textbook villain henchman.

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Maybe I didn’t? When I googled it just now he just looks like some random dude with a beard.

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