I know a future serial killer when I see one.

Step 1: take cute animal

Step 2: kill it

Step 3: pluck it

Step 4: eat it notice it’s not cute anymore

Step 5: make it look cute again

Step 6: eat it anyway

Just sent this to my daughter, she said she feels bad for his kids. I told her I feel worse after learning that he named them Sam and Ella.

That is equally impressive and wretched.

Those teddies would fit perfectly in the next Silent Hill game.