Passenger sees Boeing 757-200 “wing coming apart” mid-air — United flight from San Francisco to Boston makes emergency landing in Denver::A United Airlines flight to Boston was diverted to Denver because of an issue with the plane’s wing.

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Damn, imagine working in the marketing department of Boeing.

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“When it hasn’t been your day, your week, your month, or even your year.”

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I’ll be there for youuu

When the plane starts to stall

I’ll be there for youuu

When the wing is no more

I’ll be there for youuu

To state the claims are untruuu-uuue

So no one ever known a flight could’ve ended up this waaay

The starboard wing has broke

Cabin door’s flying awaaay

You’re out of hope, you lost your landing geeear

But our stocks are the lowest they’ve been so far this fiscal yeeeear, so

I’ve a job to doooo

Get prepared for that bull

Remind all the neeews

It’s never happened before

I’ve a job to doooo

And I guess I’m pretty gooo-oood

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25 points

Should I send this to Airbus marketing team ? 😂

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3 points

Dude you nailed it

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I know a guy who works at Boeing

He says right now it’s pretty rough due to recent events but things were finally cooling down

That was before this news broke

He’s probably going to have a shitty day tomorrow with more visits from the FAA and other regulators

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A believe there have been quite a few articles published with interviews from former Boeing execs with who were around when the company went from engineer ran to finance ran. One of them I remember the former executive said part of why they will continue to not trust Boeing is they are only grounding planes to solve one problem at a time after it’s caused massive failure and not trying to engineer and solve all the problems they can so these failures stop happening mid flight.

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You take the population of vehicles in the field (A) and multiple it by the probable rate of failure (B), then multiply the result by the average cost of an out-of-court settlement ©.

A times B times C equals X. This is what it will cost if we don’t initiate a recall. If X is greater than the cost of a recall, we recall the cars and no one gets hurt. If X is less than the cost of a recall, then we don’t recall.

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6 points

I don’t feel bad for your friend. One bad day at work or 100+ people dying?

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36 points

“It landed didnt it”

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They always do!

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18 points

No, sometimes they water.

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27 points

Didn’t they cut all of those jobs recently? Wait. No. That was all their 900 QC door bolt retention confirmers that were ‘unnecessary’

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26 points

It was simply changed to, “If it’s Boeing, I’m not going.”

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16 points

Repeat after me:

“Everything’s fine. Nothing to see here. Move along.”

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37 points

This is so good. So many layers in that one joke.

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2 points

Like…2

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“Sitting right on the wing and the noise after reaching altitude was much louder than normal. I opened the window to see the wing looking like this,” user octopus_hug wrote. "How panicked should I be? Do I need to tell a flight crew member?

Holy shit, redditors are a special breed. Yes, you should probably tell someone.

I should go and find the comment.

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“hi sorry, I’m sitting in 20A, and, I don’t want to make a fuss or anything, but I’d appreciate if you took a peek out of my window,… Put me at ease that something I noticed on the wing is normal.”

“Here, I took a photo, mind looking?”

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9 points

That’s far better than going “HOLY SHIT THE WING IS FALLING OFF!”. In an emergency you need to be calm but decisive, and not spread panic.

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19 points

Now, all the AI are going to wonder how panicked they should be if their plane disassembled mid-flight

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16 points

I saw the wing fall off a plane full of people but posted it for points instead of helping. AITA?

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1 point

The right thing to do is to post it on X and @ the airline.

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74 points

What the fuck is going on at Boeing? Are they cutting that many corners?

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This occurred on a 29 year old plane. This is almost certainly just a one-off issue. Unless it starts happening frequently with other 757s, it’s nothing to be overly concerned about. And in that case, the NTSB would figure out why it’s happening and issue a directive.

Planes are designed on a “Swiss cheese” model. Swiss cheese (as Americans call any variety resembling Emmental) is full of holes, but you can’t usually see all the way through a block of it. On a plane, something might fail and you can’t always prevent that, but you can make sure that there is enough redundancy that if something does go wrong you’re still covered. For something to cause a plane to crash, the “holes” have to line up so something could pass all the way through the “cheese.”

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5 points

Very nice explanation of industry safety without getting too caught up in the details!

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This “one-off” issue was spotted on dozens of 737s.

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This “one-off” issue was spotted on dozens of 737s.

This issue with a damaged wing slat on this particular 29-year-old 757 was spotted on dozens of 737s? Do you have a source for that?

Unless you’re confusing this with the 737 MAX 9 door plug issue. That is not a one-off, that is a manufacturing/assembly issue. And that’s my point. The door plug situation is a systemic problem on many brand new planes, whereas this story is about a relatively small issue on a 29-year-old plane.

Something being damaged on a 757 shouldn’t shake people’s confidence in Boeing. Shit going wrong in the design and manufacturing of the 737 MAX series should.

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24 points

I wish the article said how old the plane is. A lot of Boeing jets are 50+ years old and at that point, you have to blame the airline. But this article doesn’t say.

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At least in Europe, passengers jets are new because more fuel efficient at the “normal” speed. These old jets are then transformed in cargo where they go very slow so fuel efficiency goes up by other means (and the old jet is way cheaper).

This was a passenger plane so i doubt it was anywhere close to 50 years old

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10 points

A 757 can be between 20 and 40 years old

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8 points

This is the plane, I believe. 29 years old.

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17 points

If you’ve got like 24 minutes this video gives a pretty solid explanation.

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9 points

Nothing for this case at least.

It’s completely unrelated to Boeing per se. Likely a maintenance issue, maybe repair done wrong.

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9 points

Didn’t they fire like half their QA staff a couple years ago?

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64 points

Boeing please stop picking Gremlins as the in flight movie

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18 points

Shows ‘Twilight zone: the movie’ instead.

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9 points

Or the original Shatner episode.

“There’s something… on the wing!”

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