105 points

Rolling up the contents of a town into a big, sticky ball.

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68 points

I’ve been playing Paradox games, so I’m probably going straight to the Hague and deserving it

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59 points

Bringing democracy to the wider galaxy.

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54 points

Beating wild animals into submission, capturing them and putting them to work in a shack I built in the woods.

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53 points

Placing a billion conveyor belts, strip mining a planet with no regard to the pollution I caused, and full scale genocide against the native bugs who already lived there.

Sorry, biters, I gotta launch my rocket.

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