65 points

Gotta add your potential explosive to the suicide of other potential explosives that the people were forced to stand next too!

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13 points

And you gotta dump your potential explosives out right in the middle of everyone else bundled up close in the security checkpoint.

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5 points

At the Las Vegas airport do they have a version of this where you can bet on the alcohol percentage of the mix?

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40 points

All liquids you say?

Starts pissing in the box

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12 points

yummyy :D

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33 points

Oh darn gotta empty out these jugs of bleach and ammonia

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32 points

i must add melted butter

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30 points

Oh ghee

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27 points

Time to dump all but 3.4 Florida ounces of liquids into the bin

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15 points

Man, I knew Florida was doing some crazy shit these days but I had no idea they had their own system of measurements now.

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7 points

The standard measure for volume is 1 florida man, which can be divided into 3/4 of floridian pintos, which is then divided into 73/8 floridian ounces.

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4 points

What’s the Florida Ounce to Fl. Australia conversion?

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