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I’m clicking my mouse as fast as I can but nothing is happening.

How many clicks until my awesome app is finished?

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There lies your problem, ditch mouse use vim(neovim if want to impress the ladies).

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vims that thing were you type emoticons everywhere right? :q :w :e

It’s 2024 we only use emojis now 😎

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:u :w :u

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I find myself in a state of uncertainty regarding the particular group of ladies to which you are making reference within the confines of our conversation.

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Emacs for coding. Fight me.

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I agree Emacs is agreat OS, but sadly it doesn’t have any good text editor.

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The mistake is clicking it, and not speaking to it. Try “hello computer”.

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Have you tried clicking on rhythm? Have you tried different rhythms?

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As a developer I object to your assumption that I need a mouse to do my job. The only thing I need a mouse for is outlook and I’d definitely be more productive without it.

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This is my imposter syndrome.

I’m a senior engineer now and I’m a big mouse user. It’s more intuitive for me. My productivity is certainly not bottlenecking on how fast my hands move on the keyboard. .

My productivity is bottlenecked by the number of meetings I have to attend, random slack messages that need to be responded to, and distractions IRL.

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I’m not going to shame anyone about using a mouse unless you also always right click to copy/paste.

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Only because I have figured out how to copy from vim to other apps without the mouse yet.

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Nah fuck the haters, the keyboard-only workflow may be technically more productive, just like a Dvorak is better than a QWERTY, but what matters is your output and your quality.

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People will spend hours learning things that save them seconds.

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One of the best programmers I worked with was a hunt and peck typist.

His code was meticulous. I frequently learned things reading his PRs.

Pair programming with him otoh…

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I choose to eschew my mouse when I can because it’s easier. I don’t have to move my arms around as much, and I can work quicker. It’s more comfortable. All of this is a preference thing, why should anyone do something my way if it’s not how they prefer?

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Great perspective. If we are codeving or screen sharing, I’m fast and fluid. I just move differently.

Skiing vs snowboarding

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http://www.mutt.org/

Disclaimer: I have never used this but I did a Google for you. It looks reasonably maintained.

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It’s for navigating web documentation when arrow keys are too fine but page up/down keys are too coarse.

I guess you could hit tab 9000 times to get to the right hyperlink. I’ve done that when setting up Hyperland on an Nvidia GPU and my cursor was there but invisible.

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“If you wish to be a writer, write.”

Epictetus delivered this burn over 1900 years ago.

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Is that actually a burn? It depends on the context.

It’s the same thing whenever I hear somebody say “I wish I could draw like that.” You probably can, but it would take hundreds of hours of practice. Of course, people wish that there was some shortcut, so that they could get the skill without all the work.

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Yeah but I feel like there’s a million books been written since that time which point out how vapid this quote is. To write one must know what you want to say and how to convey it, do you really think it’s better to just dive into a task unprepared and muddle through rather than learn first the structure and ideals behind such work?

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I would say both. You need to learn by trying things out, making your own mistakes and finding a style. Then you get input from the outside world on why some peculiar structure make sense or just giving helpful tips. Then you try out more, apply those tips and see what works for you. But you can read as much helpful input as you want, it won’t be any good without you trying to apply it and practice.

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At the end of the day, both are required. You need to study to be effective at what you’re doing, but at the end of the day the only way words get on paper is writing. You’ll also get more out of learning these structures and ideals trying to apply them after you have a bit of time just floundering, getting a feel for the actual task.

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Yeah, came here to compare. Both are wrong. If you wish to be a writer, write. If you wish to be a good writer, learn something. Same with programming, except programming requires something to function so it’s even worse in that regard.

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Fuck me right in my ADHD. But it is true

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Pick a language. Keep it simple. Make something.

Bonus points if it’s something very simple that you’ll use.

Tic tac toe. Fizzbuzz. A score pad for a game. Something that can theoretically be done in an hour (if you were an expert).

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