The retailer has teamed up with beverage brand Miracle Seltzer to create a lineup of sparkling waters in four different flavors: lemon lime, green apple, sweet orange and hot dog.

7-Eleven says the hot dog flavor is a twist on one of its most beloved snacks, the Big Bite Hot Dog.

According to a news release, the Big Bite Hot Dog Sparkling Water is a liquified version of the iconic snack – ketchup and mustard flavors included.

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Now do chocolate starfish

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Instructions unclear. I showed a 7/11 clerk my butthole.

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Sounds like the instructions were clear!

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Did you get yourself a cookie?

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Only in a hot dog flavored water.

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A huge supply of tish

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That’s fucked up!

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I was just thinking “I’d like a pack of chocolate starfish to pair with my hot dog sparkling water”

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More details on the availability of this flavor will be revealed on April 1 – but in the meantime, the rest of the 7-Select x Miracle Seltzer lineup including Lemon Lime, Green Apple and Sweet Orange can be found at select 7-Eleven® stores.

I am suspicious.

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But if you announce it outside of april 1st, you’re the fool then.

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Well that’s what I am thinking - you can’t claim it’s an April Fool’s Day joke outside of the actual day (and usually the morning). If it’s an actual AFD joke then just announce it on the day.

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Hmmmm 🤔

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7-11 has an april fools history so make of that as u will.

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MFW the hot dog flavored water drops:

IT’S JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS!

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but but, where is the chocolate starfish?

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It’s holding the hotdog

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That album was a banger!

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Somehow, the “sparkling” part makes it even more gross xD

A chocolate starfish would be the perfect pairing dish to this drink I’d say!

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this, is not, a test…

this, is, realityyyy

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  • begin bass guitar intro *
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Putting out a product that’s offensively bad in a limited run, selling a bunch of it real quick for the novelty value and then discontinuing it is a pretty tried and true strategy. We’re here talking about it right now, and a certain percentage of us are gonna hear about it and think “That’s so terrible that I have to try it just so I know how terrible it is.” If you can accurately gauge the number of people who are willing to buy something bad just to have a novel experience you can make money selling glizzygulps.

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