How many leeches are this guy’s breeches?

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My first thought as well…

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Once I was in some rock pool, wearing some old converse with holes in them because of the rocks.

I must have stepped in a nest or something, because when I took the shoes off I had like 50 tiny (like rice-sized) leeches on one of my feet.

Thankfully they came off easily.

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stretching their little proboscides up and flop around like a slow version of those inflatable airdancers used to advertise car dealerships

Thank you for this vivid description. Yet another reason for me to tuck my pants into my socks.

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After tucking in your pants, wrap some duct tape around your ankle sticky side out. Stop them ticks also

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Yes.

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It reminds me of that nudist post with the tick on a laptop in the frame underneath, except it needs to be a leech.

Edit: @wise_pancake@lemmy.ca, @threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works Unfortunately, I can’t post it because it’s arguably NSFW.

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I have not seen this image and would like to

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Same

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How many leeches are this guy’s breeches?

This guys breeches are probably made out of several thousand leeches, at a minimum.

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A mosquito wrote this

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maybe an argonian

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c/unexpectedSkyrim

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The Lusty Argonian Maid?

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The hist is leading folks back to the swamp

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and a blood-sucking leech

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[swamp-thing likes this photo] 👍

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Swamps are great. But not an ideal environment for humans.

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Hahaha this. Swamps are so full of weird slimy and flying life. They are great, really great. But not for living in it XD

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So he is saying that getting drops of swamp water up your butt is totally safe? Or does he have a sphincter with an IP6 rating?

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He’s probably got an amoeba living in him somewhere important. But hey, he’s old, he don’t give a fuck.

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