How many leeches are this guy’s breeches?
It reminds me of that nudist post with the tick on a laptop in the frame underneath, except it needs to be a leech.
Edit: @wise_pancake@lemmy.ca, @threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works Unfortunately, I can’t post it because it’s arguably NSFW.
stretching their little proboscides up and flop around like a slow version of those inflatable airdancers used to advertise car dealerships
Thank you for this vivid description. Yet another reason for me to tuck my pants into my socks.
Once I was in some rock pool, wearing some old converse with holes in them because of the rocks.
I must have stepped in a nest or something, because when I took the shoes off I had like 50 tiny (like rice-sized) leeches on one of my feet.
Thankfully they came off easily.
After tucking in your pants, wrap some duct tape around your ankle sticky side out. Stop them ticks also
This river can kill you 1,000 ways.
l can handle it. The only thing I’m afraid of is the candiru acu.
It’s a tiny little catfish. It swims up into your urethra, spreads its little spines, and refuses to budge.
You have to cut it out.
That’s it I’m going back to L.A.!
the candiru acu is actually the common name for cetopsis candiru
the fish that swims up where it shouldn’t is the vandellia cirrhosa
it makes you feel better, the fish has only been documented doing this once in 1997, and it could have been a hoax
Originally I thought the fish only went up there if you peed in the water, but that too seems questionable…
But it does seem to like swimming up women’s hooha’s. Just don’t be a woman and you’ll be fine!
[swamp-thing likes this photo] 👍
Here is his photo gallery. On his home page you can book a swamp adventure with him!
First, what’s in a username holy shit.
Second, that sounds like a trip I’d have to sign a waiver for and everyone involved would be a different person by the end.
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