126 points

The story takes place in Britain and the vast majority of the characters barely, if at all, know what Football(aka Soccer) is. Mr. Weasley the muggle “expert” doesn’t know what a rubber duck is for. They’re not gonna know shit about some American muggle sport.

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57 points

The fact that the wizarding world is able to be this aloof about 99% of the population they live amongst is incredible. In a real world that would be due to a tireless cadre of extremely knowledgable and capable wizards working to keep them separate. Unfortunately the fact that some hack like Voldie could make such a mess of things so easily kinda disproves that. Therefore the wizarding world is the luckiest bunch of idiots ever.

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23 points

The story takes place in Britain. What the fuck even is a chicago bull?!

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5 points

This is why I only liked the earlier Harry Potter books, the setting is clearly just not built to be taken seriously… so Goblet of Fire and onward demanding as such just fails.

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3 points

You hit the nail on the head. It’s sort of like Doctor Who in the sense that it asks of you, “don’t look at any of this stuff too closely, just enjoy the ride.” Unfortunately for Harry Potter the structure of the story eventually required a bit more seriousness and the world can’t provide it very well.

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2 points

Yeah. The series loses a lot when whimsy isn’t the driving theme.

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5 points

You should read Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality. I don’t want to spoil anything but it is so good. Honestly, book stores should stop selling the official Harry Potter books and just stock HPMOR.

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3 points

If you like HPMOR and you’re a D&D player, you should read Harry Potter and the Natural 20.

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3 points

I actually did forever ago. It was pretty good. Harry is too smart and way too smug for me but I did really like voldie’s plan and how they dealt with him. I wonder if that would work in the actual books. It kinda seems like it from book 2.

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2 points

Second the recommendation for HPMOR. It does so much more service to the Wizarding World setting than JK Rowling ever did. It is outright one of my favorite pieces of literature just on its own merits.

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5 points

Or they see themselves as a superpower that is above needing to learn about others, perhaps?

(I didn’t read the books so if this is obviously wrong I’m sorry)

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4 points

No that’s pretty much it, there’s even a subplot where Muggle Studies is an elective at Hogwarts, but only Hermonie wants to take it… and it’s solely so she can dunk on Wizards not knowing shit about Muggles while getting an Easy A

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16 points

The Statute of Secrecy people might’ve been tasked to investigate one “Magic Johnson.”

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9 points

It’s…it’s a joke

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15 points

I’m aware.

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7 points

An extremely american centric joke

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6 points
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And the Chicago Bulls are a basketball team… so there’s no chance they’d know what that is, despite Quidditch being essentially soccer + basketball…

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3 points

Yup.

The Bulls aren’t a Quidditch team.

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1 point

Side note, i really hate the whole soccer/football thing. It’s so confusing because sometimes people accommodate me and mean American football but just say football. But then I have to ask what they mean anyway because not everyone accommodates me that way (and why should they?). It’s just so many extra steps.

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-1 points

Did you see that ludicrous display last night‽

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62 points

Being that it was set in England no, they wouldn’t have.

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26 points

Michael Jordan in the 90s was a worldwide phenomenon. I can totally believe it if they mentioned him. I’m from India originally and even we knew who he was in the 90s.

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26 points

Yeah, people don’t really get the fame he had. Michael Jordan is the reason Gatorade is a big brand. He’s the main reason people wear athlete branded shoes and gear.

People below are proving your point. “I just know that he played basketball.” This dude has been retired for 2 decades and people who don’t care about basketball still know who he is. That’s huge.

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9 points

Yeah exactly. He MADE Nike and Gatorade and athletic clothing popular. Dude made the NBA and basketball a globally popular market. He was way more than just an athlete.

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3 points

Gatorade is such a big brand, I have never seen it once in any of the Belgian stores.

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12 points

i know he is a basketball person. thats about it

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9 points

Yea and I only know that thanks to Spacejam.

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7 points

I grew up in the 90s in England, and we didn’t give a toss about basketball. Still don’t.

Michael Jordan was the guy in Space Jam with the expensive trainers that a couple of spoiled kids had. We were aware of his existence, but that was it.

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2 points

Michael Jordan is the guy who makes shoes

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2 points

That’s the guy from space jam isn’t it?

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9 points

Should have said Manchester United then….

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46 points

The “design” of Quidditch is proof Rowling didn’t know anything about sports.

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16 points

It’s proof she’s a horrible writer, she wants a scene to make Harry look good in front of his classmates… So she invents a sport that conveniently has a role where the focus can be on one person and that one thing this one person does is just magically more important than anything anyone else does… It creates two things, Harry’s image as a Gary Stu and the world’s most pointless fucking sport.

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11 points

lmao instawin snitch

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5 points

It’s not instawin, you can catch it and still lose

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1 point

Can you though? Like the rules as presented in the books are just:

Snitch caught > get 1000pts > game ends

The only other way to get points is in intervals of what? 10? 25 maybe? Let’s assume it’s 25 because I can’t remember. That means you need to be up 40 fucking goals in order to tie if the other team gets the snitch. And that’s assuming your entire team doesn’t die from exhaustion seeing as the game doesn’t end until the snitch is caught lol

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0 points

mf show me one game where that happens

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11 points

I thought Quidditch was her attempt at satirizing how arbitrary she thought real-world sports are, but maybe that’s giving her too much credit

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1 point

Giving her too much credit.

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43 points

Yeah, yeah, sports, cell phones, computers, etc. But I still cannot believe that none of the muggleborns brought a damn ballpoint pen to Hogwarts. It would blow the mind of those crazy wizards still using quills. “Weasley Wizard’s Wheezes proudly presents the new quill that writes without an inkwell!”

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4 points

The wizarding world seems really conservative. They might know of them but just scoff at such modern ridiculousness.

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Harry Potter is based in Britain, so it’s an absolute travesty that no one is singing Three Lions, or talking about the absolute dicking that Gazza gave the Scots.

Also no mention of Bucky. It’s almost as if they’re not really in Scotland, and that it’s all fictional.

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2 points

brits don’t care about nba

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