Alt text:

Post to r/memes by u/McTavishSoap, only text in message reads “Legend of Zelda”. Image below it contains two image, first image reads “Girl’s pockets” with a picture of a pocket small enough to fit an index finger in next to it. Second image reads “Boy’s pockets” with an inventory screen from Legend of Zelda right next to it.

26 points

Tell me about it! After year of estrogen I had to give away all my old pants and now I never have anywhere to put my phone!

permalink
report
reply
1 point

I’m definitely thinking of a kilt. I’m thinking I could get a version of this but instead of black, in the colours of the Yukon official Tartan.

permalink
report
parent
reply
20 points

Women’s clothing is more form fitting, so pockets are reduced in order to avoid deforming the figure with pocket lumps + women wear ginormous purses anyway. If you want clothing with deep pockets, sporting goods store feature women’s cargo pants.

(I know it’s a joke, it’s just I’m tired of seeing it).

permalink
report
reply
10 points

The downside of women’s cargo pants, is that you’re no longer able to complain about the lack of pockets caused by your choice to buy more form fitting clothes.

permalink
report
parent
reply
7 points

Strongest pocket bulge shamer vs. weakest pocket bulge enjoyer.

permalink
report
parent
reply
19 points

To this day, I have no idea why there isn’t a local service to mod deeper pockets in women’s clothing. If I was a proper tailor, I’d probably start such service myself, but every time I openly mention that such service would probably be profitable, everybody goes “Yeah, I’d be using that service”, but never anyone who can actually do the job, rises to the ocasion and starts a bussines.

So if you’re reading this, and can handle your needle and thread, here’s a bussiness idea: take a small fee to cut open, and expand pockets in clothes there have fake pockets.

permalink
report
reply
14 points

Any tailor that does alterations already provide such a service. You just need to request it. They don’t specifically advertise that they can make bigger pockets

permalink
report
parent
reply
9 points

They don’t specifically advertise that they can make bigger pockets

Which honestly, seems like a missed opportunity.

permalink
report
parent
reply
10 points

Doesn’t tailoring services already exist?

permalink
report
parent
reply
2 points

Yeah, they do, but theu’re not as readily available as one would think. They also don’t advertise this possibility, if they even take such jobs (Many don’t like to take on your standard wallmart jeans etc. for one reason or another). On top of that, I’d imagine that they’d take surprisingly large sums from such “extraordinarily custom modifications”.

What I’m proposing is specializing your sidehustle to this “one trick pony”, that is basically just making people realize that fake pokets can be turned in to a real pocket. This would provide a seamsperson quick small jobs as long as fake pockets are being made. And judging by the fashion industry, it will be a long time before they realize that those pockets don’t need to be fake.

This is more of “call to arms” to “fight the power”.

permalink
report
parent
reply
12 points

fuck gendered clothing, wear pants with pockets.

I wear “women’s” tights because they’re objectively comfortable.

permalink
report
reply
5 points

Where does “it” go tho?

permalink
report
parent
reply
8 points

If you have to ask that i think you should be proud of the size of yours, because mine is certainly not impressive enough to cause issues with tight pants and i’m smack dab average.

Also tights are stretchy.

permalink
report
parent
reply
8 points

you cut a hole in the front and let “it” be free

permalink
report
parent
reply
1 point

Bro!?

permalink
report
parent
reply
1 point

Try not to get a bone. It’s hard, but it’s the only way (besides tucking).

permalink
report
parent
reply
1 point

You mean the half way opaque ones, or fully opaque?

permalink
report
parent
reply
6 points

In the past women could put chicken in their pockets. But now they are smal so you can buy extra bags.

My life got so much better after buying those trousers from a middle age market. Now i look cool in the office 😎

permalink
report
reply