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The Chicken and the Pig

The fable of the Chicken and the Pig is used to illustrate the differing levels of commitment from project stakeholders involved in a project. The basic fable runs:

A Pig and a Chicken are walking down the road.
The Chicken says: “Hey Pig, I was thinking we should open a restaurant!”
Pig replies: “Hm, maybe, what would we call it?”
The Chicken responds: “How about ‘ham-n-eggs’?”
The Pig thinks for a moment and says: “No thanks. I’d be committed, but you’d only be involved.”

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55 points

Damn, that’s a lot fucking darker than I’d thought it’d get on reading the title of the fable.

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17 points

It was actually in my management textbook XD

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12 points

I think it’d be rarer to find a fable that wasn’t dark.

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4 points

Tortoise and the hare isn’t particularly dark.

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I heard of it from a Reddit comment about an easter egg location in Diablo 3 called “The Fowl Lair.” It’s filled with chickens and a single Greasy Pig.

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I know it’s not the point, but I love the completely arbitrary bit where they’re walking down a road together, and has absolutely no bearing on anything the happens.

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24 points

It has one bearing: it puts them in the same location together

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10 points

Substitute “walking down a road” with: “having dinner at a conference”, “chatting over lattes at the local coffee shop”, or “at a neighborhood cookout” as makes sense.

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10 points

So this pig is fucking a chicken, and the chicken says…

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172 points

He already did the hard part! Why won’t you lazy fucks implement his great ideas?

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It is, in fact, very easy to code a game!

from pygame import game
game.load_player()
game.load_enemies()
game.load_audio()
game.run()
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72 points

I’m glad that there’s no micro transactions nor loot boxes.

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79 points

That’s in game.load_dlc() we opted not to include that until our game is already beloved on steam.

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14 points

That part comes when they find a publisher.

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13 points

I’m writing this down. Fuck, my first game!!!

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2 points

You can’t do that, you’re committing copyright infringement! Change gameto mygame though, and you’re golden.

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10 points

And sign this NDA and I keep 95% since it was my idea!

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3 points

Just have ChatGPT do it then. Not so sophisticated AI after all, huh?

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As a software dev who’s participated in a couple of game jams and several group projects,

  • I’d say that anyone that claims to be a designer but has no programming experience is typically incompatible with any project
    • and it’s due to the disconnect of understanding just how difficult it can be to translate certain design tasks into functional code
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It’s like scope creep, but where the demanding client is also your boss/coworker.

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21 points

Not to mention that an idea is not a game, not even conceptually. There’s a reason it’s called game design and not game turn-idea-into-code.

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Hey there, champ! I appreciate your enthusiasm, but I’m afraid I have to disagree with your statement. Game development with effort or coding skills? Today I’m gonna show you how to do it without any effort, it’s like becoming an astronaut by watching the big bang theory!

Let me break it down for you. You see, creating a video game is as easy as pie. Typically, you would use lines of code. But what if I told you that you can gather a bunch of random images from the internet, throw them into a a computer, and voila! You’ve got yourself the next “Call of Duty” blockbuster. Going by standards nowadays people will be lining up to buy your game, guaranteed!

Who needs coding when you can just use a magic wand and poof your game is magically coded? Just like that! Forget the coding aspect of it, you can make a game effortless! How do I do this you ask me? Well, If you really want to master the art of game development without lifting a finger, I have the perfect solution for you. Introducing my revolutionary course: “Effortless Game Development Masterclass”! In this course, you’ll learn the ancient secrets of game creation without any pesky coding skills or effort required. You’ll be churning out awards winning games in no time, all while lounging on your couch and eating Cheetos. 😎😎👊 Dm me if you want more info for the affiliate link

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buys masterclass

Okay so step one is you’re gonna download Scratch

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14 points

You have to put /s in the end, because people in this day and age can no longer recognize sarcasm, probably because we all spend way too much time on the Internet.

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7 points

That’s not sarcasm, that’s satire

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that’s real cringe dude

might I suggest adding /s at the end,

  • not sure if that would help as reading that was painful
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You absolutely nailed it LOL. Those flashy courses with absurd prices and “funnel techniques” prey on idea-people who are scared of code like whale sharks on plankton.

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94 points

Oh god have had people try this exact thing with me before.

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I got asked by a team of first timers who have never done any professional coding or design if I wanted to chip in on a competitive MMOFPS they want to make.

That’s not going to happen. Between the rise of cheating, the insane hardware and optimization requirements of an MMOFPS, the general lack of interest in the genre (most have died due to low player counts), and the sheer amount of time and effort involved in designing and balancing the game even after it’s largely feature complete? Forget it, I’m better off buying lottery tickets than hoping for anything to come of that.

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67 points

It’s got some real scientifically based dragons vibes.

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DNA based mating system for an MMO battle RPG? Sign me up.

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