Of course he still wouldn’t be a real king, it’s just simple biology
I’m in favor of royal exploration therapy in the meantime, just so he can understand all his options. We’ll ask relevant questions like:
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Do you think about your title when you masterbate?
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Were you ever touched inappropriately as a child?
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What role do you enjoy in sex?
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Does your royal… confusion stem from how it was modeled in your family?
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Do you get aroused at the thought of suppressing peasant uprisings?
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Are you aware that you’ll never be a real leader? You’ll never be valid without becoming authoritarian and suppressing free speech. You can always desist at any time, but there will be irreversible damage if you change your mind too late.
Poor King Chuckles.
He’s waited his whole life to get the crown than he gets ass-cancer and people still disrespect his authority.
Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.
You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just ’cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
No, I talked with the FSM, they said the one true king of England was Wade Boggs.
People have fought many wars to not have to recognize kings. We’re standing on their shoulders. Maybe the UK will catch up someday. In the meantime, let’s dethrone ALL of the billionaires.
I’m in fovour of conversion therapy, everyone should be prevented from being a king/queen. there is even a simple french cure for this issue
