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Secret: just buy women’s deodorant for the odors, nobody is stopping you

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And have my dick fall off? No thanks

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I’ll finally get to do what that kind stranger online once told me to do and go fk myself.

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6 points

Wait, what?

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I think you have to pay extra for that. Its only free in California.

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I’ll help you for a nominal fee if I can keep the tip.

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Can confirm, I do this for shampoo, conditioner and body wash too.

I get to smell like fruit and shit instead of “pleasant chemicals”

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27 points

Hmm should I smell like fresh ginger and lemongrass or gasoline and gunpowder.

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I prefer fighter jet exhaust and 100 low-lead myself…

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I get to smell like fruit and shit instead of “pleasant chemicals”

Now I really want to make Piperonal since it apparently smells really good. I just lack money, equipment and skill.

Also I don’t know how legal that would be since it could be used as a MDMA precursor and even if it’s legal I don’t really want to get the house of my parents raided.

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I’m a generally masculine-presenting cis guy and I’ve never liked cologney smells. My favorite deodorant all my adult life has been one from the women’s section that has a picture of cucumbers on it. The scent is subtle, not overwhelmingly chemical or perfumey, it keeps the B.O. at bay, and nobody really notices it but me.

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The only pleasant fruit to smell like is strawberries

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Durian

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I buy strawberry shampoo, but I also like citrus smells.

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I already smell like strawberry white claws, no need for deodorant?!

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I want my deodorant to smell like sharks.

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Just rub some fresh salmon steak under your armpits. You’re welcome.

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I’m allergic to the scents in women’s deodorant. I get hives. I use a pleasant (imo) smelling old spice and it is great. Especially because I sweat a LOT.

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Are you sure it’s the scents and it’s deodorant, and not antiperspirant? I have trouble with antiperspirant but deodorant is fine.

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I’m a man and I’d much rather smell like vanilla and passionfruit. I don’t need more help to smell like fuel.

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I want the rocket fuel smell

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What kind? Methane?

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Methane would work, but I’m a classy guy. I would prefer the good old hydrazine

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Exactly. Just go out on the ramp and check the fuel sumps and oil. There, now you’ll smell like 100LL and plane engine all day.

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Old Spice F-35 is my favorite scent.

Ladies love the smell of jet exhaust in the morning.

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33 points

Nowhere near enough leather, whiskey and wood.

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4 points

And GUN

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AND HORSES

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Some men are so insecure they literally think washing their butthole is gay. No surprise marketing involves 'splosions, fighter jets, dinosaurs etc.

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Some men are so insecure they literally think washing their butthole is gay.

Whoever said this said it as a joke

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I’ve seen and read enough credible evidence to suggest someone out there feels this way. Even if it is a joke, things like brushing and flossing and even washing your hands after using the bathroom are controversial for a ton of people. Marketing is real important for encouraging these people to be better.

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I literally know a guy at college who definitely was serious about the “washing ass is gay” thing.

He didn’t keep a lot of friends. Or relationships…

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I use goat milk soap and I’ve been getting honeysuckle, lavender, prairie moss, dogwood, all kinds of flowery scents. I love studying botany and smelling these soaps reminds me of some of the local flowers around me. Never had any person accuse me of smelling like a woman or smelling “gay” lol, but I totally agree with your comment. I think real, normal people just like when you smell good, regardless of the scent. The “men should only wear turpentine-and-axel-grease-scented deodorants” Monday is only held in the minds of insecure looney tunes

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Bruh, bruh, liss’n, it’s only gay if you touch your BAAWWLS!!

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