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Au naturel.

Wash regularly. Wear clean clothes.

I want to smell like me. Not wood, coal, fuel, fruit, smoke, pine, or flowers.

Just watch out for heavy garlic & onion days 😆

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I use those hypoallergenic deodorizer crystal sticks, cost a couple of bucks last forever, no smells no scents.

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I do want to smell like pine

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But there’s nothing like the smell of Jet A and F-16 exhaust in the morning…

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Nobody else wants you to smell like you.

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My man just use unscented deodorant then

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I don’t get it

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Throw off the shackles of Big Deodorant. Girls don’t need it since our body odor is generally much lower, and it could potentially be unhealthy for us.

Also, girl smell 🤤

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Public transportation users and gym goers please ignore this person’s comment. No one wants your stank.

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Some men are so insecure they literally think washing their butthole is gay. No surprise marketing involves 'splosions, fighter jets, dinosaurs etc.

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Some men are so insecure they literally think washing their butthole is gay.

Whoever said this said it as a joke

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I’ve seen and read enough credible evidence to suggest someone out there feels this way. Even if it is a joke, things like brushing and flossing and even washing your hands after using the bathroom are controversial for a ton of people. Marketing is real important for encouraging these people to be better.

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I literally know a guy at college who definitely was serious about the “washing ass is gay” thing.

He didn’t keep a lot of friends. Or relationships…

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I use goat milk soap and I’ve been getting honeysuckle, lavender, prairie moss, dogwood, all kinds of flowery scents. I love studying botany and smelling these soaps reminds me of some of the local flowers around me. Never had any person accuse me of smelling like a woman or smelling “gay” lol, but I totally agree with your comment. I think real, normal people just like when you smell good, regardless of the scent. The “men should only wear turpentine-and-axel-grease-scented deodorants” Monday is only held in the minds of insecure looney tunes

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Bruh, bruh, liss’n, it’s only gay if you touch your BAAWWLS!!

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Deodorant smells gross. People smell fine. Fkn state of the world, convincing humans that smelling like a human is bad.

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Ever left the house? You’ll change your opinion right quick when you’re behind a random guy in the grocery store and you get a strong whiff of sour milk that has been out in the sun for a week.

Thank god for deodorant (and regular showers).

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Maybe the guy you’re responding to lives somewhere in East Asia? A lot of people there have a gene which makes them have no body odor. I can confirm from personal experience - my friend from Taiwan doesn’t even own deodorant and she never smells, even after hiking all day in hot weather.

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That’s an interesting thought!

Like Asian earwax is super dry and flaky, while European earwax looks like yellow green toxic goop.

So you have different genes and on top of that different diets (I had Indian neighbors once, you could smell the curry in the entire hallway of the building 24/7. But they obviously use a ton of spices when cooking).

As a central European Caucasian guy I personally start to smell really bad without deodorant just after a day or so. No matter how often I shower or what I eat. I also tried to switch to deodorant without aluminum and that didn’t work out at all :-/

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shark scent? eh… like, chum? pass

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Hákarl deodorant

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