I don’t think my lurking counts as breaking the rules, I’m just fulfilling my commitment late.

110 points

Thankfully corporations aren’t people.

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45 points

Amazing how many don’t get that.

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17 points

Pretty sure the US law doesn’t even understand that. Don’t they have 2nd amendament rights?

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19 points

Citizens united and some other cases mean that:

  • Cooperations have first amendment rights
  • Donating money is a form of speech protected by the first amendment
  • therefore bribery is legal as long as it goes through PACs and is not obviously quid pro quo
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7 points

Idk about that but they can for sure vote in some US cities.

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4 points

How many people? Or corporations? Or did you mean politicians?

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69 points

There’s just something so pathetic about failing to start your dream company called X in 1999, and then twenty years later when your ultra rich buying some other company and renaming it X to try and finally feel like you won, you did it, you made a globally important social media company called x. The struggle is over. At last.

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38 points

globally important

This is continually decreasing.

It’s even funnier that the website itself is still using “twitter” as URL.

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Well, not anymore. It’s already fully migrated to x.com.

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11 points

It still refers to itself as Twitter though.

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4 points

I cannot prove this as it is a theory someone else proposed, but I sincerely believe that his obsession with the letter X is due to the fact that many native African tribes signed away all their rights and privileges with an X mark, since they were illiterate.

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68 points

Twitter didn’t even want to change its name, that was forced on it by its abusive owner.

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Speaking of abusive owner, I saw a Cybertruck in the wild for the first time today. Pictures and videos don’t do justice to how fucking atrocious those things are.

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6 points

ME TOO! Yeah, it honestly doesn’t look real.

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Am I really the only one who likes that design?
It looks futuristic.

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12 points

Seems that way, looks like ps1 car graphics

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4 points

Because most other cars have become too similar and round.

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1 point

I personally don’t like it, but I also think it could’ve looked better. The preproduction model they showed off had way better proportions compared to the final product, it actually looked like a car from a video game

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3 points

They seriously look like something Orange County Choppers would make to celebrate the fiftieth anniversary for a commercial stove manufacturer.

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I did as well. My housemate that was with me asked if Tesla was doing some sort of promotion where people could just drive the things around. She didn’t believe anyone would willingly buy something that looks like it was made for a '70s sci Fi C-movie.

You’re correct that videos and pics don’t manage to capture the true hideousness of that thing. Can’t wait for the lawsuits when someone inevitably runs into a pedestrian with that front wedge. It’s also weirdly smaller than I expected it to be. The one I saw parked next to a crossover car/SUV and was barely bigger than that thing.

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60 points

Small brain: Calling it X

Big brain: Calling it twitter

Galaxy brain: Not acknowledging that shithole at all

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8 points

Free and open source brain: referring to the platform as Nitter

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7 points

Nitter is dead though, right?

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5 points

https://nitter.poast.org still works

the only way to get it to work now iirc is to have it puppet actual accounts rather than guest accounts so it’s a bit harder to do, but privacydevel made a fork that can do that

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54 points

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27 points

But he can start paying me if he wants me to call it X or whatever. I’d do so. For some $8 a day.

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14 points

That’s a deal at twice the price.

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