87 points

Rookie numbers. I get emails asking me if I am interested in jobs I haven’t done in twenty years.

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35 points

I got one not long ago asking if I want to fix printers for $15/hr.

No offense, buddy, but there’s not a time that I would have ever accepted that.

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16 points

McDonald’s in VT pays more hourly wtf

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8 points

Never had a job I would be so down to do something like this, but instead I have to go through interview after interview just for them to say they found someone better qualified, come on it’s just bussing tables it doesn’t require a PhD 💀

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8 points

I left out some vital info. I’ve got two decades of IT experience. I said there’s not a time but likely I would have taken it right when I graduated because I was making $10/hr to be out in the sun and get screamed at by a moron. But they wouldn’t have wanted me because I hadn’t been in IT for 20 years at that point.

Good luck, friend! I don’t know the beginning job market anymore so I have no advice, but I really hope things go well for you.

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76 points

I get this but with college offers.

It’s like “tour our campus this weekend!”. My brother in christ I am 5 years into a 4 year course.

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49 points

Getting a job is a lot like getting a girlfriend. Your personality matters more than your qualifications.

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50 points

This has been very difficult for my potentially autistic ass.

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21 points

Personality mirroring and lots of smiles 🙂

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17 points
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I usually last about 6 months of masking before I break. The best job I ever had was at a college where seemingly lots of people were “different”.

Sadly the campus closed down.

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15 points

It can be done. I am autistic, and I’m usually able to fake it well enough to get hired by somebody. Then I try to optimize in ways that reduce the amount of effort I put in to the image.

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I can confirm, I’m very charismatic and have a job I in no way deserve but I’m happy doing it.

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3 points

I literally got my current job by going to their main office downtown and handing in my resume in person. The receptionist told me to wait for 5 minutes and then they had me do an interview the same day.

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4 points

Well, all jobs refuse to even have an interview with me

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4 points

So you’re just an economic incel

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37 points

So yes?

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I mean this is exactly it, right? If instead of posting a new job, you canvass the people who applied months ago, then anyone who says yes has been out of work for months and will probably accept whatever shitty wages and conditions you offer. You are guaranteed a strong bargaining position.

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28 points

This a actually worked out for a co-worker. He interviewed for a position and the interview went of like 6 hours. He waited 6 months and never heard anything. He applied for another position at my company. Different team, lower pay and not in his specialized field. He got that job. Another 3 months and the boss for the first job called him and said their initial hire didn’t work out and asked if he was still interested.

He laughed and said he was already working but would be interested. The boss asked where he was working. He replied “I’m actually down stairs”.

He got the job, more money then the initial offer and he was happy in the new position. Probably an unlikely event and I wouldn’t recommend trying to duplicate it.

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14 points

That’s the best strategy. Take what you can get right now, but always be open for something better.

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1 point

The odds of somebody who was interested 6 months ago to be interested today are much larger than the ones of any random person. And you already have their contact, and already made some kind of screening.

The amount of malice people go out of their way to put on other people’s acts is incredible. Nobody cares about you enough to be out to get you. If you don’t want the job, just say it.

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Companies absolutely care about their bottom line. I never said this was a personal attack - in fact it’s deeply impersonal. And of course they’re more likely to be interested if they haven’t found work yet, that’s exactly my point.

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21 points

This somewhat happened to me. I applied to teach at a college. A bout a year and half later they call me up asking if I was still interested.

I say yes, get the job. New dean comes and then tells me that they have no positions available for me.

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