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I once got frisked at the o2 centre in London going into a comedy show and the security guard straight up grabbed my penis. We made eye contact like yup, that’s a penis
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Haha the same thing happened to me, at Chicago O’Hare airport.
Before they searched me the man said I had a “suspicious package” in my “groin area”. I’ll never forget the man’s face as he grabbed a handful of dick. Eye contact as well, it was so romantic (probably not for him, but I still had a semi so…)
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He wouldn’t have caught such a beating if the erection hadn’t gotten even larger during the beating.
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God gave you the boner that got your ass beat.
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