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Huh, apparently I can do about stage 2.5 but it makes the inside of my nose hurt. I wish I didn’t know this about myself

Edit: I now also have a massive headache. 0/10 experience

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53 points

Lmao now do me

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5 points

Getting a steak up there sounds like a good way to get a sinus infection

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18 points

What else can that tongue do?👀

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16 points

I’m decent at harmonica, mimicking bird calls, and getting all the batter off mixer attachments. I’m struggling with pronouncing Swedish “ö” though

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7 points

☹️

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6 points

😛

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🤪🙂‍↔️😶

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Doing it gradually is the best approach. I built up to 2.5 after a few months of just messing around. It never really gave me a headache that I can recall, but I don’t get headaches very often either.

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I think the best approach for me is to keep this one on the shelf of “novel but not to be done”. It will live between my ability to cross one eye at a time at the cost of spotty vision and migraines an hour later, and flexing my back just right to pop a rib out of place which looks amusing but hurts for days

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98 points

To what end yoga? To what end…

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I was curious too, so I went to the Wikipedia page:

The goal is to attain liberation in the body, by sealing in the energy of bindu in the head so that it is not lost.

Haṭha yoga is a branch of the largely spiritual practice of yoga, though it makes use of physical techniques; it was developed in medieval times, much later than the meditative and devotional forms of yoga. Its goals however are similar: siddhis or magical powers, and mukti, liberation. In Haṭha yoga, liberation was often supposed to be attainable in the body, made immortal through the practices of Haṭha yoga. Among its techniques were mudrās, meant to seal in or control energies such as kundalini and bindu. Khecarī mudrā is one such technique.

tl;dr - A spiritual practice of yoga in Hindu metaphysics.

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30 points

That was my first thought exaclty.
“Why though?”

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20 points

Ever wanted to pick your nose while meditating?

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I do, but with my fingers. And “mindfully”.

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I’m guessing you could blow some wicked tuneful raspberries

In stereo too

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5 points

Oh. Carry on then.

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5 points

Plfptflptflptftlpfplt

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78 points

A bit like breaking your arm and dislocating your shoulders so you can finally lick your elbow.

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I guess I was just lucky in that I was born with a boneless tongue. /s 🙃

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71 points

…but why

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Do you ask why when someone builds a castle in Minecraft?

Edit not criticizing you, just making a joke 😅

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7 points

no more blocked nose :)

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4 points

But you’ve also given the mucus a pathway straight down your own throat

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2 points

Umm…

It already has it. The mucus already goes down your throat, no matter what you do. You swallow mucus every time you get sick.

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4 points

Why not? No real reason other than a novelty and it’s easier to get the dried-on mucus off in the morning or the rare occasion when I’m sick.

It’s also easier to get popcorn kernels unstuck from my back of my throat when that happens and easier to extract tonsil stones without using my finger or a different oral tool.

Also, as I’ve replied to other comments, I’ve got a slightly higher mucus production than most people seem to naturally have. So it helps to not have to blow my nose as often.

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55 points

My brother in Buddha… how about we don’t do that.

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