141 points
It took me a while but “cocktails” for anyone else out there like me
66 points
Close but its actually “cock and ball torture”.
Source: I have the same one >!/s!<
26 points
11 points
But I don’t like coffee 🤔
89 points
1 point
37 points
:3
28 points
*
11 points
27 points
Uppers at dawn, downers at dusk—survival is a cycle.
Coffee to kickstart a day you dread; cocktails to numb another night alone.
Commence your diurnal period by self-medicating with a stimulant. Conclude your nocturnal cycle by self-medicating with a sedative.
(The only reason they didn’t go with the last one is that it didn’t fit on the wall)
5 points
*
17 points
*
not a bad day plan tbh
