50 points

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28 points

This, followed by the instant diarrhea spell is a fatal combo if not properly countered

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17 points

Jokes on you, I don’t wear socks hah!

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25 points

moist socks appear from the ether and strap themselves to your feet

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6 points
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Further joke on you when I like that feel ^ . ^

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18 points

you deserve to be trapped in a particularly hellish demiplane

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11 points

I cast “lego-under-foot”

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14 points

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3 points

Nice try! I’m in my slippers!

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5 points

It appears inside your slipper 😈

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7 points

Jokes on them my socks are always wet.

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1 point

jokes on you the spell has a conditional effect when the socks are already wet and turns the socks into water!

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13 points

For real, Prestigitation is the best spell in a wizard’s arsenal.

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9 points

If you’re not using spells creatively to punch above your power level, you’re a shit wizard.

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7 points

And by creatively I mean solve all your problems by shitting people’s pants.

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1 point

i was so sure you were going to say casting fireball instead of shitting people’s pants

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11 points

During and after college I worked out of a marina mostly wearing waders. My feet and socks were permanently damp for a solid five years.

To this day I value dry, warm socks on my feet.

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11 points

This actually worked IRL on me, a huge drip of water splashed directly onto my sock when I was pouring myself a glass 😱

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12 points

a taste of my power

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