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Testicular torsion this mend buttcrack that I CAST EIGHT FUCKING BEARS(lemmy.blahaj.zone)

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Yeah, eight fucking bears, how about that huh?

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Lon3star@lemmy.world
49 points

Should be a 16/16

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Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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No, it should be a spell that creates 8 2/2 bear tokens.

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Patapon Enjoyer@lemmy.world
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Arigion@feddit.de
42 points

Not very intimidating, as long as they keep on fucking.

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BlemboTheThird@lemmy.ca
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depends on who theyre fucking

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Rose Thorne(She/Her)@lemm.ee
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“Inside you are eight bears.”

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Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works
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They’re all fucking.

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Klear@lemmy.world
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Probably some random women lost in the woods.

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MacedWindow@lemmy.world
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Woah an 8/8 for 2 mana!! Wizards needs to ban this before it breaks the format.

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Firestorm Druid@lemmy.zip
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Literally format-warping. Compare this to a balanced card like Uro

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Kanda@reddthat.com
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Don’t make this another Tarmogoyf thread

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Firestorm Druid@lemmy.zip
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holY shit

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