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Used to be you could blow dust off a shelf. Now you can't. Because of woke.(cdn.masto.host)

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Used to be you could blow dust off a shelf. Now you can’t. Because of woke.

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TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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It’s the oils in your home it’s fulla oils

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owenfromcanada@lemmy.world
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Nah bro, it’s the 5G that’s stickifying the dust

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Iheartcheese@lemmy.world
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Obama glued all your dust down using stem cells.

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jabathekek@sopuli.xyz
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Stem cells from aborted babies.

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half_built_pyramids@lemmy.world
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Futa oils

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Fosheze@lemmy.world
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Ah yes, the gender fluid.

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ComradeSharkfucker@lemmy.ml
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😳😳😳

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tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world
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Hi, I’m dust

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nifty@lemmy.world
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So you’re saying you’re getting blown less now

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tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world
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😔

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maynarkh@feddit.nl
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Everyone’s got to settle down sometime

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nifty@lemmy.world
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Damn

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RattlerSix@lemmy.world
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Things haven’t been the same since the world got woke about fecal particulates

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RattlerSix@lemmy.world
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Oh I just found out dust is supposedly harder to blow these days, I was assuming people quit blowing dust because it was unhealthy. Well, anyway, any day I can say “fecal particulates” is a good day

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Ghyste@sh.itjust.works
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yuri@pawb.social
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From top to bottom these read like you’re being gaslit and having to get more and more assertive until you’re not even asking a question anymore. It’s just self assurance that you’re not crazy lmao

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