249 points

I actually know the differences between Asian languages just so that I can be better at racism.

I take it very seriously.

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Ahh, the counterpart to casual racism: ranked competitive racism

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So, basically the Republican party.

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62 points

there’s a lot of people who are racers, but this man is the racIST

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30 points

You learned to dance like that sarcastically?

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9 points

What’s that from?

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https://youtu.be/UxI5qQAUWVc

Now everyone can click it.

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8 points

I knew what this would be and still clicked on it. I’ll always watch that clip.

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80 points

I’ll be honest, I doubt racists can differentiate between Spanish and any Asian Language

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Your comment reminded me of this gem of a candidate. Some of y’all gotta remember–the 2010 candidate for Nevada’s Senate seat who thought a reasonable alternative to Obamacare was bartering chickens and the like.

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Oh god I remember this…

Did he just not know that healthcare bills cost in the thousands and the only thing people have that would equal that in value would be their house or car? Or was he being facetious and just coming up with excuses? I can’t tell the difference between “stupid” and “evil” anymore.

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She (the candidate was a woman) was noted for being pretty batshit, kinda in the Sarah Palin camp. So she could say stupid with a straight face. There was no real plan to replace Obamacare, and everyone mocked her for the bartering thing.

Just like everyone mocked her when she told a bunch of Latino kids (confronting her for being racist) that they ‘looked kinda Asian.’

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That poor reporter’s last name is Condom in Spanish

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3 points

Wait the northern border??

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Isn’t that one of the main jokes in the Borat movies? When the characters are yelling at each other in Kazakh it’s all a mixture of Hebrew, Bulgarian, polish, Armenian, Romanian, and a ton of other phrases and sayings?

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I mean I can’t and I’m not racist.

Til Thai is also a tonal language. It has 5 tones.

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Most Sino-Tibetan languages (including most modern Chinese, Tibetan, and Burmese varieties), all Kra-Dai languages (including Thai and Lao), all Hmong-Mien languages, and a few other languages near the region (specifically, Vietnamese and Tsat) have tones. Japonic and Koreanic languages both have tones, but historically they’ve been very simplistic with only 2 tones (pitch accent) although Middle Korean developed 3 tones which then went back to 2. Pitch accent is entirely eliminated in Seoul Korean though. Hmong-Mien languages are the most tonal languages in the world, with up to 12 tones in some languages.

Tones generally seem to be a highly contagious areal feature, interestingly enough. At least in southeast Asian languages, an important shared feature between them was the reduction or loss of final consonants which usually ended up in a tonal system.

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12 tones? that’s an octave!

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Sorry, 12 semitones

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That’s not what the thing says.

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Well, I don’t like your tone, so change it.

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50 points

How ridiculous! Next thing that dude is going to tell me, Asia is not a country!

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15 points

Everyone knows Asia is a band from the 80’s!

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Someone created a system with the acronym ASIA here at work, and every time someone says it, I hear “It was the heat of the moment…” in my head.

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49 points

Well if you speak Tagalog, they’ll hate you for being Mexican.

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I’m not Taiwanese, I’m Filipino! Heaven is racist.

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11 points

Bortles!

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8 points

Every time I have a problem, I just throw a Molotov cocktail and then boom, I have a different problem

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Goddamn ancient Mexicans

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Why is that Mexican eating chicken and pasgetti?!

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Growing up in the rural south, you can be doing much less than just speaking Tagalog for a Filipino to be confused for a Mexican 😂 I’m half, but my full brother and mother always got confused for Mexican for sure just because they’re brown with some cheek bones

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