16 points

I mean, it makes sense to me.

I know there’s a lot of hate for pickup trucks, but they are useful. Not useful all the time, unless you use it for work, but that can be said for many things that we own. Obviously, most people don’t use trucks for work, so they increasingly want more people-space and less (but not necessarily zero) cargo-space.

Cars and trucks in general are a problem, and the trend of increasing size of certain trucks is a problem, but imo if someone wants an SUV with a spot in the back to carry a Christmas tree or whatever, I don’t see anything particularly wrong with that.

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8 points

While I agree with the sentiment, it is still annoying when they take up 2 parking spaces. They are just bad cars for cities and work better on rural areas.

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That’s a matter of truck size, not cab-to-bed ratio, which is what this meme is about.

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I really wish two seat utility vehicle format in the spirit of the El Camino would be a thing again. Basically a station wagon size, but with an open bed. These could easily have bed covers in the same shape as a wagon as well, but removable to allow for taller items and a bed that can be hosed out.

The market shifting all in to four door cabs sucks.

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6 points

I wonder how hard it would be to modify a Hearse into an open bed?

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5 points

An angle grinder and a week of free time

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They actually have modern El Caminos in Australia. They’re called Utes!

Unfortunately Holden (Chevy) has stopped making them in favor of the Colorado, which is basically just a pickup.

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5 points

They’re called… what?

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1 point

The Hyundai Santa Cruz is pretty close. Wish they made it electric.

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It is a four door and not significantly smaller than other compact pickups like a Maverick or Ridgeline.

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2 points

Trucks with smaller beds are objectively less useful than trucks with larger beds.

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2 points

Only for hauling large amounts of cargo. There are other measures of usefulness.

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1 point

Going by that logic a heavy truck is even better. And a train better yet again. Oh and cargo ships…

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132 points

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And I can’t legally drive my kids around in one of those, so yeah it’s like they are different trucks for different purposes or something…. I don’t know…. Maybe…?

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90 points

In my opinion, it should be illegal to drive any vehicle so tall you can’t see kids in front of you anywhere near a school zone. Unless it’s a fire truck or other service vehicle, for obvious reasons.

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It’s funny, kids aren’t getting run down in school zones in other places, we don’t let them run indiscriminately across the road. They’re taught to walk to a a crosswalk to cross the road.

In fact, lots of places ban school buses using flashing red lights inside urban areas since it’s more dangerous, it’s only allowed on rural roads.

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1 point

Someone posted the accidents stats and Canada is way lower than the USA even though buying habits are the same, so trucks aren’t the issue from that perspective.

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4 points

I fucking hate what’s happened to hood shape on modern pickups. You mention firetrucks, but most of those that I’ve seen are cabover and have great visibility.

Just give me an 80’s square body shape and ride height with a modern drive train.

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Fuck yo kids, little shits spoiled by shit parenting.

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5 points

The other way a giant truck can solve your “driving my kids around” problem is via the massive blind spot in front. If you’re impressed how much you can fit in the back, wait until you see how many tiny little skulls fit between the road and your line of sight.

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I’ve literally never had an issue and I’ve never heard of that being an issue. Do you not look at the road when you’re driving or something?

Can anyone provide anything that says this is a real concern…? Because people keep saying it, and no one wants to prove it. So strange… should be easy, no? So why can’t anyone do it?

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Go watch a crash test for a Kei truck

Edit: at 0:50 https://youtu.be/roLcNwRi1Sk

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I mean modern kei trucks have airbags and safety features. They just have to buy 25 year or older to use the classic care rule.

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And it still achieves a zero rating with those “features” dude…. Its almost like it’s size is why it’s dangerous or something…… they added modern features, and its still not safe… huh… why’s that…?

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And if people were buying massive trucks for their unmatched safety, that would be a point worth making. Unfortunately, there’s thousands of cars on the market that are safer than both those options (for both the occupants and the people around them) and some of them can fit just as much in the back.

There is no justification for these trucks. Not safety, not cost, not the environment, not accessibility and not the amount of stuff they can theoretically carry.

The only excuse is “I’m a massive cunt” and people are absolutely right to not accept it.

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But we’re comparing getting a Kei truck instead of regular truck in this part of the conversation so it actually does make sense to discuss the safety question.

The conversation you want to have is elsewhere in this post.

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They drive them because they’re fun. Towering over Priuses and Corollas and all other sensibly sized cars makes people feel powerful. That doesnt make you a cunt imo, maybe more of an inconsiderate dickhead at worst

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5 points

GM just announced a 6 Billion dollar stock buyback this month.

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1 point

If crash tests results were the main reasons for people to buy these shitty pavement princesses, Volvo would have buried the rest of the industry decades ago.

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1 point

The truth is most cars are great these days even if some brands are ahead, but there’s no reason to want completely unsafe cars on the road.

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-22 points

But nowhere near the same driver comfort, crash test rating, towing capacity, top speed, tongue weight, or max load weight. Bed length alone is a poor measurement for a truck’s usefulness.

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So is using those other measurements as a reason to justify owning a truck for most people. The Apes (Italian) serve a purpose, not a daily driver. Living in Houston I observed American sized trucks carrying single occupants with the occasional truck towing something once a month. That’s it, none of these people needed a truck for a daily driver which is what that pic is all about.

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-17 points

So you expect someone to have multiple vehicles? Yeah because that makes sense…,

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16 points

You can just drive your pavement princess, you don’t have to justify it to the internet

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You’re making a lot of assumptions there, hass.

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damn i didn’t know my 3 sheets of 4x8 plywood required all of those specifications in order to be hauled home.

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14 points

And the one in-front is becoming legally impossible to drive.

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5 points

Yeah, check it out in a collision, it’s unsafe as shit for the driver.

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10 points

Because the modern truck has crash safety in mind due to crumple zones and other shit. I bet if a small truck were to be redesigned today with modern collision technology it would be just as safe as the truck without being multiple tons heavy to the point you nearly need a cdl license to drive a behemoth

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7 points

Check how much worse it is for the pedestrian to be hit by the pick up truck.

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1 point

My body my choice! Lol

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2 points

So are motorcycles. Maybe we should have a special license requirement for them, just like motorcycles.

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5 points

Obviously not the same width or depth though. I think truck culture is dumb, but spreading obviously misleading memes isn’t going to help with that.

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3 points

wait until you see a cab-over design

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8 points

I’d like to see a similar infographic of the height of the truck beds. Putting a tiny bed way up high is a sure sign the bed is ornamental.

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92 points

People used to use trucks for hauling. Now they are $70k+ status symbols for people who need to scream, “I am insecure.”

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I don’t get why people think an ugly looking vehicle is a status symbol. To most, it symbolizes something completely different.

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13 points

“my penis is microscopic, now get out of the way”

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Completely baseless assumption, but I think it’s just a continuation of the phenomenon when toddlers get hyped for trucks/tractors/combine harvesters/anything that is big and loud, maybe because it’s associated with power, I don’t know. Some people just stay at this toddler’s mentality and they see everything that’s big and/or loud as something you can boast about. See also: loud exhausts, 6400 deciBel motorcycle sounds, etc.

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3 points

Fair. They should just get a job with machine builders. I get paid money to play with power all day. Why hello chemical processing equipment, I see you pull 180amps at 460V. Now let’s see how loud you are when I push start.

If you havent made an entire factory lights dim are you even alive?

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3 points

I’ll have you know I use my truck to get stuff from big box stores and travel with my dog and my tiny penis fits perfectly inside it thank you very much.

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9 points

I legitimately had a neighbor tell me “this is a truck neighborhood.” In a “joking, not joking” sort of situation.

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2 points

I hope you called him an oxymoron

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12 points

I saw some truck commercial yesterday where the thing was eighty thousand dollars AFTER all incentives and rebates.

I thought to myself that the people who are screaming about inflation and how the Democrat president is ruining their lives are the same people who are lining up to make crazy monthly payments into a vehicle that will immediately be upside down on the note.

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This may surprise you, but cars can cost much more than that price. So what’s your point?

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5 points

I’m confused as to what your point is

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you could buy THREE penis enlargements for that price

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These trucks are also a very American thing. Rarely see that anywhere in Europe. Lots of toxic masculinity in the US

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We are getting there though. SUVs are already the standard and it’s getting worse. Imo SUVs are even worse in some respects. There at least are theoretical use cases for a pickup truck, a SUV is always egotistical bullshit.

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