57 points

Bowser the power bottom

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Are we sure he’s a bottom?

Sure, the Bros got inside him, but he did the voring.

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30 points

Peach goes to his castle to top.

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I really don’t think it is, there is only one person on this list who LITTERALLY DIES FOR THEM ALL THE TIME! Yoshi all the way!

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21 points

la petite mort

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I feel like it could be interpreted as genocide, not just a little death. Unless Yoshi are like dear and need population control

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4 points

*littterally

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4 points

I’m having trouble linking to the picture directly, but here Yoshi fall

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1 point

LMFAO!!! Love it!

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2 points

This one comes to mind for me

https://youtu.be/wGuBTlJDki8

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62 points

“Gay Bowsey”

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23 points

“So long gay Bowser!”

-Mario

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The only wrong answer is Toad.

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9 points

Mushrooms can fuck you up:-).

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24 points

The Mario bros can ride both yellow and blue Toad in New Super Mario Bros Wii

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4 points

Are you just referring to the mechanic that lets you pick up other players? I wouldn’t quite call that riding.

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That’s getting into a philosophical space.

Is it simply the act of picking up and carrying a player that differenciates it? Is it the intent? Could it not be said that Yoshi is carrying Mario?

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7 points

You kidding? Toad probably has a massive cock, ripe for riding

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Dude, he’s literally got a mushroom head. He is the fat knob.

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1 point

You can ride both heads for dp

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10 points

Everyone wants on Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride!

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Wrong.

It makes toad run faster.

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10 points

Then why is Toad shaped like a dick?

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3 points

I don’t get it.

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24 points

Riding somebody is a double entendre, often used as sexual innuendo beyond the literal sense of riding, like on a horse.

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6 points

But where is Bowser a sidekick?

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5 points

Well, I’m pretty sure there were instances where Mario and Bowser cooperated. But it doesn’t matter, because even if only 2 answers make sense, the joke already works.

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1 point

Bowsette may not be Nintendo canon, but it sure as hell is fan canon.

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  • Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars
  • Super Paper Mario
  • Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga
  • Paper Mario: the Origami King

Depending on your definition of ‘sidekick’, these may also count:

  • every Mario Party game
  • every Mario Kart game
  • every Mario & Sonic Olympics game
  • Super Smash Bros Melee, Brawl and Ultimate
  • Mario & Luigi: Bowser’s Inside Story

There might be more I’m forgetting.

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