Perspective

“So long gay Bowser!”

-Mario

Bowser the power bottom

Are we sure he’s a bottom?

Sure, the Bros got inside him, but he did the voring.

Peach goes to his castle to top.

The only wrong answer is Toad.

The Mario bros can ride both yellow and blue Toad in New Super Mario Bros Wii

Are you just referring to the mechanic that lets you pick up other players? I wouldn’t quite call that riding.

That’s getting into a philosophical space.

Is it simply the act of picking up and carrying a player that differenciates it? Is it the intent? Could it not be said that Yoshi is carrying Mario?

Everyone wants on Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride!

Then why is Toad shaped like a dick?

Mushrooms can fuck you up:-).

You kidding? Toad probably has a massive cock, ripe for riding

Dude, he’s literally got a mushroom head. He is the fat knob.

You can ride both heads for dp

Wrong.

It makes toad run faster.

I really don’t think it is, there is only one person on this list who LITTERALLY DIES FOR THEM ALL THE TIME! Yoshi all the way!

I feel like it could be interpreted as genocide, not just a little death. Unless Yoshi are like dear and need population control

I’m having trouble linking to the picture directly, but here Yoshi fall

This one comes to mind for me

Rosalina is clearly the thinking man’s rideable sidekick.

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