“Gay Bowsey”
Bowser the power bottom
Are we sure he’s a bottom?
Sure, the Bros got inside him, but he did the voring.
The only wrong answer is Toad.
The Mario bros can ride both yellow and blue Toad in New Super Mario Bros Wii
Are you just referring to the mechanic that lets you pick up other players? I wouldn’t quite call that riding.
I really don’t think it is, there is only one person on this list who LITTERALLY DIES FOR THEM ALL THE TIME! Yoshi all the way!
I feel like it could be interpreted as genocide, not just a little death. Unless Yoshi are like dear and need population control
I’m having trouble linking to the picture directly, but here Yoshi fall
This one comes to mind for me
Rosalina is clearly the thinking man’s rideable sidekick.