32 points

Ok hear me out:

Two very tall stacks of people with penises standing facing each other. Then you can use the penises like a ladder.

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I’m not gonna kink shame but…

I uh… don’t want someone to use my dick like a rung on a ladder.

That’s a lot of weight hanging and stepping man.

Gentile with the genitals please.

But uh… you do you bud.

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15 points

Some would say that having your hands full of penis means you’re already in heaven.

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12 points

The reaper hates this one simple trick!

Immortality go brrrr

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12 points

I’ll build the stair out of penises!

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10 points

Good thing anal masturbation exists…

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9 points

And vaginas… Sorry, boys. Have fun in HELL!

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6 points

Trans men do exist, and sometimes they keep it.

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4 points

Why not, it’s fun to play with 🤷.

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