I’m just gonna leave this here.

This reminds me when I went to first responder class, and they cracked these out, and I realized in horror that some day some baby is going to be dying and my stupid ass will be responsible for make sure they don’t.

Okay, this belies my self-image as a fuck-up but I do have a knack for breaking things.

Excuse me, you’re supposed to put the baby in the baby bag. Why is nobody using the baby bags.

This is how it looks like in the baby ward of the hospital. Seriously I’m a baby expert.