35 points

The Asexual aisle

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30 points
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I see “portable snacks” back there and have no idea what that means. Are there… non-portable snacks??

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22 points

I’m waiting for rackmount snacks. Tubes of Pringles lined up in a neat 2U enclosure, and redundant arrays of chocolates.

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11 points

Yes boss, we’re uh validating the cooling systems in the server room.

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17 points

If it’s in the US, I’m sure that there are some wheelbarrow snacks.

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5 points

Still portable!

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6 points

Didn’t witches in fairy tales have candy or gingerbread houses?

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25 points

The Asexual Dream

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14 points

Some people dream about love, I dream about extra cheesy garlic bread with a side of soup

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8 points

Dip that garlic bread in the soup.

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10 points

As it should.

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9 points

The whole aisle would be full of Frozen character themed garlic bread

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