60 points
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45 points

what the fuck? when i posted this comment i was asleep holding my phone, i somehow commented this while asleep

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19 points

that’s why it’s just silence

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46 points

salient point

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18 points
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36 points

If you’re new to the stock market then yes, because it means a discount!

My condolences to retirees who need to live off 401ks with no bonds. Everyone else, wee! Discount time!

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27 points

line go down good? but i spent so long learning that line up good!

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12 points

Line up good when you have stonk. Line down good when you haven’t stonk yet.

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18 points

Line move is good. Line still bad.

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7 points

oooh like the bleepy heart thing, damn my business major did not prepare me at all

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7 points

Line go down means stonks are on sale!

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14 points

Company profits up but share price down? Fire some C-Suite.

Company has never profited and there’s no plan but share price up? Give C-Suite performance bonuses.

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142 points

He should have prayed harder over the decision to double down on selling auto immolating products for several years because it was cheaper than fixing the problem

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72 points

His solution to the sell off is mass layoffs, stock buybacks, and r&d cuts.

You know, stuff you need the most when trying to save your business from itself.

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29 points

A while back, I heard a theory that eventually, Intel will just be a fab producing AMD chips. Thought it was a long shot back then, but now it might be the company’s best outcome.

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28 points

That would be a lucky outcome for Intel, they can’t compete with AMD’s current fab (TSMC).

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