381 points

The TSA is something that shouldn’t exist in its current form. They very often fail their audit checks and normalize invading your privacy to an extreme degree like body scanners and pat downs. If water bottles are considered potentially explosive then why dump them on a bin next to a line of people where they can go off? This is low grade security theater that inconveniences passengers at best.

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It’s security theater through and through.

Apart from the obvious failings of these checks, think about what kind of damage a single backpack of explosives can do to a packed airport during holiday season. You can literally put a ton of explosives on one of those trolleys, roll it into the waiting area and kill 200 people easily. No security whatsoever involved.

Reality is, most security measures are designed to keep the illusion of control. Nothing more. Penetration testers show again and again that you can easily circumvent practically all barriers or measures.

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22 points

The goal is not to stop the people in the queue being attacked, its to stop someone boarding a plane with the means to hijack it

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They fail gloriously at at that too.

Whenever they get tested the red teams manage to smuggle in everything needed to hijiack a plane plus a kitchen sink.

The few times that terrorists tried to board planes, they made it through security and were caught by other passengers.

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23 points

Yeah, and you don’t need the TSA for that. Just do as they already do: lock the cockpit.

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20 points

They had to do something about the plague of people hijacking planes with bottles of water.

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4 points

Ah yes, it’s okay if we die, just don’t take the corporate infrastructure with you when you go…

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99 points

It’s basically the only type of jobs program that both sides of our broken government can agree on: petty nonsense that looks like it might do something useful, but really doesn’t, and only inconveniences the poors.

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1 point

Ouch, owie, my democracy

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43 points

The main reason that rule still exists is to sell overpriced water. Otherwise they could just ask you to drink some of it to prove it’s water.

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24 points

you are allowed to take empty bottles with you, just saying

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25 points

Some airports have no place to refill and have only hot water in the toilet sinks. It’s inhumane.

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This happened to me after a lunch break going back into the court room for jury duty. Didn’t think about my soda until I got to the checkpoint, used to the TSA’s mentality so figured the rest of it was forfeit. She just tells me to take a drink to show it’s valid. Respect for people doing their job correctly, and using common sense.

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According to the story I heard as to the origin of the “no liquids over X amount” rule, years ago there was a terrorist that tried to smuggle hydrogen peroxide and acetone - which can be used to rather easily synthesize triacetone triperoxide (TATP, a highly sensitive explosive) - onto a plane in plastic toiletry bottles. They got caught and foiled somehow, and then the TSA started restricting liquids on planes. This was in the immediate aftermath of 9/11, if I recall correctly.

And I happen to know, from a reliable source, of someone who accidentally made TATP in a rotary evaporator in an academic lab. So it seems plausible.

Not that the rule is actually effective prevention against similar attacks, nor that the TSA even knows what the reason is behind what they do at this point, haha. I just thought it was an interesting story.

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hydrogen peroxide and acetone

So there are worse cleaning chemicals to mix than bleach and vinegar

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2 points

Requires an acid catalyst for the reaction to actually proceed, but yeah, could definitely ruin your day - although a lungful of chlorine gas is nothing to sneeze at either.

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2 points

I believe you’re mixing up acetone with acetic acid

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2 points

At least they haven’t taken away our shoes. And is there a limit to the number of 3 Oz bottles you can carry?

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You can bring as many as you can fit in a single (quart size I believe) ziplock back.

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23 points

It’s because all the shops inside want you to buy their shit.

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21 points

The main reason why it exists is to provide jobs. The number of people who work at the TSA at every airport in every state…no representative wants to cut those jobs.

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53 points

I fucking hate that this is a thing. “We can’t stop doing this useless and/or detrimental thing, look at all the work it makes for other people to do!!!” Absolutely bonkers that it’s just a standard political argument.

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18 points

Agreed. I’d rather they be paid that wage NOT to bother me.

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9 points

Same thing with medical insurance. It shouldn’t exist but it pays a lot of people’s salaries.

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5 points

“The government made 25% of my district unemployed, why didn’t I get reelected?”

Ask it from that side and you have your answer.

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5 points

We could always use more traffic enforcement. Just switch them all over.

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24 points

I mean if a state removed the TSA and spent the money on something else, surely they could use the money to create as many jobs as they removed but in an actual useful field.

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6 points

But would the TSA workers vote for them?

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18 points

Could we pay them to dig a ditch and fill it back in again? It’d be just as useful.

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13 points

No, it’d be more useful just on account of the harm they are not doing. I don’t give a rat’s ass what they do instead, hell, do a huge UBI experiment and just let them chill. Might as well.

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If it’s just for the jobs we can put them to work doing something useful like carrying bags for old people in the airport. Literally anything would be more useful.

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1 point

We could pay them to do nothing* that would be just as effective.

*not nothing but do whatever they want

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They treat people like cattle because they are protecting the airplanes and the airline’s liability, not the people onboard or in line to board.

If people think it’s unsafe people won’t pay up to fly.

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4 points

I recently realized that I have been boarding planes for years with multiple boxes of razor blades in my carry-on.

…Not a single checkpoint picked them up.

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3 points

It just hasn’t had the right public messaging behind it. I can think of a few historically recent things that are security theater but have been successfully accepted by the public because of slogans, social engineering and authoritative messaging. TSA just needs their own marketing blitz.

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1 point

To be fair a explosion in a on the side of a line not gonna kill anyone, now a explosion in the airplane windows, maybe?, i get their argument, not that’s a good argument

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7 points

The major airports have huge crowds. And we know from unfortunate experience that suitcase bombs can kill hundreds of people.

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Big caveat

The final decision rests with the TSA officer on whether an item is allowed through the checkpoint.

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Ah yes, the “rules only apply when I say they do” rule. Much legitimate.

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Inconsistent enforcement of “the rules” is the most common form of systematic marginalization.

It’s also easy of centrists to excuse, since it could happen to anyone, even when the statistic show to it is overwhelmingly correlated with some protected trait.

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I mean sure, but it theoretically stops people arguing and threatening to try and bring stuff they shouldn’t really be bringing through, as being able to point at that will end a lot of arguments… Equally though, it makes a lot of sense as otherwise you’d have “ah yes this bomb isn’t banned because I’ve switched out a molecule in the explosive for an analogue”

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23 points

See, flying isn’t for people who plan. It’s for people who roll 20s and not 1s. You know, lucky people. That’s the message here.

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6 points

And it’s not the type of crowd that will take a ‘technically correct’ in good sport.

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It’s actually stated on the TSA website that frozen liquids are permitted. https://www.tsa.gov/travel/security-screening/whatcanibring/items/ice

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Notice the footnote on every TSA webpage that their officers can always change the rules on the spot if they feel like it. So it’s always a gamble.

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This is what gets me the most. It’s totally arbitrary, every time it’s a chance for new rules. What you brought one way maybe a problem on your way home.

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Special fuck you to the TSA agents at the Vegas airport, they’ve confiscated my lighter twice even though it’s allowed. Never had a problem at any other airport with them.

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4 points

Pouring one out for my cordless Black and Decker electric screwdriver.

Used to travel with it because it was small and light and it worked well for racking network equipment.

It was a cheap piece of junk. But it did the job. Until one day TSA decided I couldnt bring it any more. It was under 7" but that wasn’t good enough.

Told me I could check it. It would cost more for me to check a bag than for me to replace it.

Still upset about it.

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This is why they created different flying classifications with pre stuff… so now only the poor have to gamble.

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123 points

The longer they discuss the less it is allowed.

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Yup, TSA is on the same level as McDonald’s. You’re arguing with a dipshit who hates you.

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…because the ice melts, haha. Oh. You meant something else, right.

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95 points

Do you think they get mad if I bring plasma

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As long as it’s being held in magnetic confinement!

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They tend not to care so much about “how safely the hazardous material is stored”

Just ask anyone who’s tried to smuggle on 5lbs of mercury…

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Nah, that’s because five pounds would be about 6 fluid ounces of mercury and you’re only allowed 3 ounces of a fluid.

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I’m full of plasma, but they never stopped me from flying.

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6 points

Take my upvote and leave

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2 points

try bringing some in a bag next time, should be fun

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13 points

Bose–Einstein condensate

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And a metric ton of helium to keep it cool

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If they don’t then you can call them xenophobes for not respecting Sangheili tradition to carry an Energy Sword at all times

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