Team hopes findings will help improve equine welfare after showing cognitive abilities include being ‘goal-directed’

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Everything is goal directed right up to the…

REEEEEEEEEE! HOLY FUCK WHAT WAS THAT LITTLE NOISE OR MOVEMENT? RUNAWAY! RUNAWAY! RUNAWAY!

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You fool! You absolute buffoon! That horse has been twelve steps ahead of you the entire time! The freakout was staged and part of its master plan!

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Goddamit!

Tricksy horsesses!

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The master plan being to kick you in the balls

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To be fair, that describes me having a panic attack when my plans fall apart.

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If they are goal directed they are more sapient than I am.

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I was just thinking something similar. Perhaps envy.

Stupid horses knowing what they want and working towards it.

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but, famously, they never proceed directly towards their goal. they always take one step to the side after two steps forward.

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Of course they can? They’re animals? They have brains? They need to think strategically in order to survive attacks by predators in the wild???

Do people really think that horses are just here to get humans around faster and that there’s nothing going on in there?

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Anthrocentrism go vrooom

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Humans love to seperate ourselves from the animal kingdom. We minimize them and pretend they are not capable of anything. We convince ourselves that no one else is even remotely close so we can attempt to justify our often horrific treatment of non-human animals

(Or at least some subset of the population anyway)

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They need to think strategically in order to survive attacks by predators in the wild???

Do they really? I think most prey animals default to predator = run, which seems sufficient in most situations

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That’s all well and good until there evolve predators that have complex brains and can think about how best to approach you such that you don’t know they’re there

If you think just running away from predators you see and otherwise putting absolutely no thought into the existence of predators is sufficient you would not last long in the wild lol

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and otherwise putting absolutely no thought into the existence of predators

That’s absolutely not what I said and that’s also not what “Thinking ahead and planning strategically” entails

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It’s mind boggling how much people (especially Christians and very especially Amish) look at animals as lowly, base creatures with no sense of anything whatsoever. Like they’re complete automatons.

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How did you conduct this study? Play chess with a horse?

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Horse did a en passant and the researcher got mad

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It then farted while running away, kicking.

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Then, when it slowed down to a pace, it ate a chick

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Holy hell

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